We first met in high school,
But it wasn’t love then.
I would not have gone public
With my secret nerd friend.
In college, our love grew
And became so much stronger.
My spreadsheets got bigger,
My formulas grew longer.
But once I started working,
We could no longer hide.
I needed you by my side,
To multiply and divide.
I learned how to autosum,
We built beautiful charts.
Conditional formatting, filtering…
Oh be still my heart!
You gave me text-to-columns
And concatenate.
So many tools I can use
To understand and evaluate.
I adore your calculations.
Your functions are divine.
I can’t help but stare
At your sexy trendlines!
Our love has matured,
There is nothing more stable.
You had me for life,
Once I learned Pivot Tables.
Oh, Excel, there’s no telling
Just how far we can go.
I have so much to learn,
But I already know.
That I’m so thankful daily
For all that you do.
The best formula for success
is always me + you.
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